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Wikipedia pages you can drop behind yourself to distract people that are chasing you.

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Weird Wikipedia Pages

Reason for weird status

KS-23 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Technical (Vehicle)
-ussy It means what you think it means.
Cargo cult
Dickin Medal Cannot be awarded to a human.
Regulation of flamethrowers in the United States Legal in 48 states.
The Boring Company
Nukemap
Action Park
Boris Johnson Is a F*cking C*nt A political song.
Maternal Insult That would be your mother!
Danger Music
Faggin-Nazzi Alphabet
Shit Flow Diagram Yes, this is the actual technical name.
List of religious slurs
John le Fucker
Robert Wadlow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_media_notable_for_being_in_development_hell
Dick Bong
Brennender Berg A mine that has been on fire since 1668
Engrish
The Miracle of 1511 Snowmen as protest
Apophallation
Exploding cigar
Black Fax Paper Waster 9000
Wahoo
NCIS
Precambrian rabbit
Big Dick Point
Cummingtonite
Cox-Zucker machine
Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake
Mariko Aoki phenomenon
Document 12-571-3570
Gerber Singles
Steak and Blowjob Day
Mamil Middle-Aged Man In Lycra
Long Boi he long
Got the morbs
Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
Bowel Movement Bandit
1990 Hotel Delfino siege
When a white horse is not a horse is this why conservatives think the left is racist?
Boobquake
Controversial Reddit Communities Its Sussin Time
Defenestration It's frowned upon during December.
October 2018 United States mail bombing attempts Actually mailed pipe bombs, for once.
The Mad Pooper
Prohibition of dying It is now illegal to die.
Rhaphanidosis Radish Insertion
CONOP 8888 US Military counter-zombie plan.
Why didn't you invest in Eastern Poland?
Fatso The Fat-Arsed Wombat
Corrupted Blood incident
FTC v. Balls of Kryptonite
Pedro Lascuráin
List of Kim Jong-il's titles
Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!
You have two cows Socialism: If you have two cows, you give one to your neighbor.

Communism: If you have two cows, you give them to the Government and the Government then gives you some milk.

Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to the Government; then the government sells you some milk.

Nazism: If you have two cows, the Government shoots you and keeps the cows.

Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.

Operation Wikinger Whoops, forgot friendly fire was tuned on.
Incident at Petrich
Iowa Cow War Farmers blockaded a cow testing center.
If Day
Battle of Tanga A small force used bee hives to defeat a much larger force.
Battle of Lake Baikal
List of incidents at Walt Disney World
Why I Want to F*ck Ronald Reagan he's not alone
Waitangi dildo incident
Socialist Patients' Collective insert viennan song
M̈ëẗäl̈ üm̈l̈äüẗ
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously (Noam Chomsky, 1955)

Amotus

Amotus Longipennis

Rule 34 Don't ask.
The Longest Most Meaningless Movie in the World This is not in fact the longest movie in the world, that honor goes to Logistics.
Vermin Supreme He wears a boot on his head and carries around a large toothbrush.
Above Znoneofthe He tried to win an election through gaming the system, but failed.
Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle
Claude Debussy This
MaDonal A McDonald's ripoff.
Logistics (film) The longest film ever made.
Bernd das Brot A children's show about depressed bread.
Thatcher's Techbase A Doom II mod.
Lenin was a mushroom A conspiracy theory.
Consumption of Tide Pods TIDE POD CHALLENGE
Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness controversy 40,000 word Wikipedia edit war.
Battle of B-R5RB "the 21-hour-long conflict pitted the Clusterfuck Coalition and Russian alliances (CFC/Rus) against the N3 Coalition and Pandemic Legion alliance (N3/PL)"
Bull of Heaven (band)
Don't Buy This Truth in advertising.
List of video games notable for negative reception
Pepsiman (video game) pepsi maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball (song)

1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech football game


1927 Liberian general election

The most rigged election in history, resulting in more votes for a candidate then there were actual registered voters.

Sidneyia Sidney Ikea
1969 Talladega 500

1983 Oregon State vs. Oregon football game


Known as "The Toilet Bowl."

1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack

Somebody poisoned lettuce at restraunts.

1992 Troy State vs. DeVry men's basketball game


2005 United States Grand Prix

Entrants retired to the pits before the race even started.

2018 Horizon Air Q400 incident


112 Gripes About the French We all hate the French!
24 Hours of lemons A car race, but exclusively with bad cars.

26th Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union

This is, in fact, not a congress at all. This is a diamond.

62 Cases of Jam v. United States


Abby and Brittany Hensel


Abcde


Abolition of time zones


Adolf Lu Hitler Marak


Aeroflot Flight 6502


Aeroflot Flight 593

Little boy disengages autopilot and causes fatal plane crash.

Death by coconut
Who Me (weapon) Weaponized fart stench.

Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake

Name has been changed to Village Lake.

Alien hand syndrome


All your base are belong to us You have no chance to survive make your time.

Ambigram


American death triangle


Death by Vending Machine

Anatoli Bugorski

What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?

Euthanasia Coaster A roller coaster designed to kill it's passegers.

Anglo-Zanzibar War


Angzarr

Nobody knows what it is... Maybe Angzarr is a D&D 1e Demilich

Anophthalmus hitleri

Austrian painter moment

Dyatlov Pass Incident

AntiquaFraktur dispute


Antonov A-40


Flying tanks, a very soviet concept.

Architecture terrible

Argleton


Atari video game burial


Auto-brewery syndrome


Aversion to happiness


Ayds

Pronounced the same as "AIDS"

Baarle-Hertog


Banana production in Iceland

There is banana production in Iceland?

Barbados 42 Grenada


Barentsburg


Barra Airport


BasqueIcelandic pidgin

Gigachad language, no conlangs

Bat bomb


Batman v. Commissioner


Battersea Power Station tube station


Battle of Karnsebes


Bayside Canadian Railway


Belphegor's prime

1000000000000066600000000000001

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

The agreed upon worst videogame ever.

Bir Tawil

The last bit of unclaimed land

Bird control spike

Bird strike


Blinkenlights

ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. IST NICHT FR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

Boaty McBoatface


Bony-eared assfish Assfish

Blue Peacock


Brainf*ck

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo


Bullfrog County, Nevada


Burned house horizon


Butt Hole Road


Michael Malloy The American Rasputin.

Buttered cat paradox


Canusa Street


Capitol Hill's mystery soda machine


Cat Girl Manor

On no.

Centralia, Pennsylvania


Chandre Oram


Chicken gun

america

Chick sexing


China National Highway 110 traffic jam

Lasted for 10 days on end.

Ciudad Juárez cobalt-60 contamination incident


Clinton Road (New Jersey)


Cocaine Bear (bear)

BEARS ON CRACK, YEAAAAAAAAH!

Colma, California


Colors of noise


Committee to End Pay Toilets in America

"Oh no, I don't have any quarters!" 3 seconds later aggressive diarrhea noises emanate from behind the pay toilet

Condorcet method


Cornfield Bomber


Cosmic latte

The name for the average color of the universe.

Crocker Land Expedition


Cow Tools

Dancing plague of 1518


Danish Protest Pig


Dark Night of the Soul (album)


Darlie


Previously had a much more racist design and name.

Darwin Award


David Hahn


Deez Nuts (satirist)


Defenestrations of Prague


Demon core


Deli Mike


Dietz Nuts

A company, the name is very similar to the phrase "Deez Nuts"

Digital sundial


Republican Marriage Can't they do this more often?

Dihydrogen monoxide parody


Disambiguation (disambiguation)

This makes me more confused

Diverging diamond interchange


Dord

A dictionary misprint word.

Đorđe Martinović incident

TL;DR the dismantling of Yugoslavia was caused because a farmer decided to shove a glass bottle up his ass

Driving licence in Poland

A case of mistaken identity.

Drop bear

An elaborate hoax designed to fool tourists.

Dude Chilling Park


Ecce Homo (Martínez and Giménez) A failed restoration of a painting left Jesus looking like a monkey.

Eiffel Tower replicas and derivatives


Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels


Emu War


Enumclaw horse sex case

No, no, NO, NO.

Erfurt latrine disaster


All the royalty fell into a pile of sewage.

Esoteric programming language


Exploding head syndrome


Exploding whale


Explosive rat


Extreme ironing


F.A.T.A.L. The worst RPG game in existence.

Fatberg


Fart lighting


Fierljeppen


Financial Modeling World Cup


Flatulist

Makes music with farts.

Florida Man


Flying ice cube


Football War


Frog battery


Gann Valley, South Dakota


Gay bomb

Sheryl, get the bible

George Washington (inventor)


George P. Burdell

German submarine U-1206


Ghoti


Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory


Glass delusion


Goiânia accident


Gravity hill


Gray goo


Great Michigan Pizza Funeral


Great Stork Derby


Greater Green River Intergalactic Spaceport

complete lie

Gum Wall


Gun-powered mousetrap

'MURICA, F*CK YEAH!

Hanatarash


Hans Island


Harlan J. Smith Telescope


Hawaii 2


Much cheaper than number one.

Helikopter-Streichquartett

Requires four helicopters to play this musical piece

Hell, Norway


Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed! A republican classic.

Hess triangle


He-Gassen

History of perpetual motion machines

"The hardest part of making a perpetual motion machine is figuring out where to hide the battery."

HNLMS Abraham Crijnssen (1936)


Hoover (seal)


Horace Burgess's Treehouse


Hostile architecture


Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.


Human mail


Hundeprutterutchebane Translates to "Dog-Fart Roller Coaster"

Hyphen War


I Am Bread


I Am Rich

WE'RE RICH!

Icelandic Naming Committee


Icelandic Phallological Museum


Illegal number


iLoo


Incidents of objects being thrown at politicians

Needs to happen more

Index of Ohio-related articles

Indiana Pi Bill


Infinite monkey theorem


Inherently funny word


Intentionally blank page


Interstate 180 (Wyoming)


Interstate 19


iPTF14hls


Island Of California


ISO 3103


Ithkuil


James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

A grammatically correct English sentence.

Jenaro Gajardo Vera


Just Room Enough Island


Kai Tak Airport


Ken Allen


Kentucky meat shower


Killer toy


Kingman Reef


Kyle Larson


Kryptos

Landsat Island


Laplace's demon


Latin obscenity


Lawn mower racing


Lawnchair Larry flight

Leaning Tower of Suurhusen


Legislative violence

"If violence isn't solving your problems, you're not using enough of it."

Leck Mich im Arsch

Mozart Moment

Leet (Langauge) T3h 1@ngu/\&e 0f H@xx0rz.

Le Train de Nulle Part


Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den


List of chemical compounds with unusual names


List of civilian radiation accidents

List of classical music concerts with an unruly audience response


List of Crayola crayon colors


List of films that most frequently use the word fuck


List of humorous units of measurement


List of Ig Nobel Prize Winners


List of inventors killed by their own invention


List of lists of lists


List of micronations


List of music considered the worst


List of musical works in unusual time signatures


List of non-standard dates


List of people who died on the toilet


List of silent musical compositions

Music without the sound component.

List of tautological place names


Lists of nuclear disasters and radioactive incidents

Llandegley International Airport


Lloyds Bank coprolite


Long-term nuclear waste warning messages


M-497 Black Beetle


Magic Roundabout (Hemel Hempstead)


Manhattanhenge


Manualism (hand music)


Marvin Heemeyer (Killdozer)


This dude literally turned his bulldozer into a tank and then proceeded to wreck a town.

Mary Ellis grave


Mary Toft


McWord


Mel's Hole


Metasyntactic variable


Mickey pylon


Mikhail Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial

It's Gorbin' Time

Mill Ends Park


MissingNo.


Mockumentary


Mojave phone booth


Monowi, Nebraska


Monte Kaolino


Mosquito laser


Multiocular O


Museum of Bad Art


My postillion has been struck by lightning


Naming law in Sweden

Someone was named "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116".

Naming laws in China


National Rasin Reserve


Navies of landlocked countries


Neopalpa donaldtrumpi

an ugly moth

Nitt Witt Ridge


Nix v. Hedden


None pizza with left beef

Oman, Dmins Piiiizaa

Nuclear Gandhi

"Gandhi, what are you doing here?"

Nuclear pasta


Nut rage incident

Incident involving bagged nuts on a Korean aircraft.

Oil futures drunk-trading incident

Drunk oil trades between companies

Oklo Mine

Natural nuclear reactors

Omsk Metro


On Bullshit

Osama bin Laden (elephant)


Ough


Paint Drying

2016 Protest film.

Panjandrum


Paris syndrome


Parking Chair


Parting of the Waters


Pepsi fruit juice flood


Phantom time hypothesis


Pheasant Island


Phobophobia

The fear of phobias.

Pig Beach


Pig War (1859)


Pipipi Peepeepee

Pitch drop experiment


Pittsburgh refrigerator cat

It's a delicacy, I hear

Plant rights


Plymouth, Montserrat


Point Roberts, Washington


Pokmon Uranium


Polar bear jail

A place where unruly polar bears are detained before being transported somewhere else.

Pomato


Portland International Airport carpet

It has a cult following.

Potemkin village


Project A119


Project Pigeon


Pronunciation of GIF

It's [ɣiɸ].

Special:Protected Titles A list of articles that cannot be created. (i.e: Category:Motherfuckers)

Puyi

A two-year-old emperor

Pythagorean cup


PZL M-15 Belphegor


Rabbit Hash, Kentucky


Railway stations not officially closed with no services in the United Kingdom

It's cheaper to not officially close any of the stations.

Recursive islands and lakes


Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsberwachungsaufgabenbertragungsgesetz

The name of a German meatpacking law.

Rocket mail

Mail delivery by means of rocketry.

Robot Building


Rotokas alphabet

It has 12 letters.

Roy Sullivan


Russian floating nuclear power station

A totally great idea.

San Serriffe


Schienenzeppelin


Scunthorpe problem Unintentional blocking of things because of strings containing substrings that are curse words.

Shitposting

kjfbei, iegfeohgohe, mgmmlmlmlllllllm, rygfwu, ereadcv.

Shitterton


List of unusual deaths Exploding chewing gum, Soup in IV, etc.

Shoe tossing


Smallest House in Great Britain


Smoot


Snow in Florida


Sokal affair


Spiral Island


Splayd


Sports-related curses

Squirrel fishing


Street dogs in Moscow


Strigiphilus garylarsoni


Stubbs (cat)


Svalbard Global Seed Vault


Tabby's Star


Tank Man


Tarrare


Tay (bot) A twitter bot that learned based on replies to it's stuff, so some trolls got together to make it spout racist comments.

Tempest Prognosticator


Thagomizer

Spiked tail of a dinosaur, named after the late Thag Simmons.

That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is


The cake is a lie Aperture Science is not liable or responsible for any injuries sustained while reading this article.

The Hum


The Woman with the Handbag Here at Sidlangs, we approve of beating neo-nazis with handbags.

Timeline of the far future


Tin foil hat


The Most Unwanted Song


The Shed at Dulwich


Toast sandwich

A sandwich, made of toast.

Toilet paper orientation


Toilet-related injuries and deaths


Toki Pona

Anything you will ever need to say, in 137 words.

Torpenhow Hill

Hill Hill Hill Hill

Tower of Wooden Pallets


Train surfing


Truth or Consequences, New Mexico


Undecimber


United Airlines Flight 976


United States invasion of Panama

Operation Just Cause, where they blasted rock music into an embassy until someone who was hiding there finally surrendered.

United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins


United States v. Article Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls


Unobtanium


Unorganized Borough, Alaska


Untitled Goose Game


Unusual eBay listings


Useless machine


Vespa 150 TAP


Vexillological Symbol

Fun with flags

Vortech Meg-2XH Strap-On Only 3 were ever sold.
Waco siege We don't talk about this, according to some people.

Waffle House Index


Wedding Cake Rock


Wedge (border)


Wenceslao Moguel


Westray to Papa Westray flight


Whale fall


Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate


Whitespace (programming language)


Whittier, Alaska


Wojtek (bear)


World Toilet Day


World's littlest skyscraper


Wrap rage


Write-only memory

Memory that you can write data to, but once it's on there, you cant read or remove it.

X-Seed 4000


Xianxingzhe Two words: Crotch Cannon.

You Suffer


Yukigassen


Zenzizenzizenzic


Zero stroke


Zone of Death (Yellowstone)


Zzxjoanw


Suicide squad (New Zealand)