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This is a page for unusual quotes from obscure sources. Add your own and expand the archive if you want, as long as you have been approved to do so.
| Quote | Original Author | Platform of Origin |
|---|---|---|
| I have the ethical capacity of a brick, Amy. | Leo Percy | Leo Percy's prefrontal cortex (reposted to Leo Percy's vocal tract) (reposted to the air of the humanities room) |
| Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig; es ist nicht einmal falsch! "Not only is that is not only not right; it is not even wrong!" | Wolfgang Pauli | |
| If we ever go to war with flat earthers we will be fine, because none of their artillery will factor in the earths spin or curvature. | Van Labyrinth | Discord |
| If food gets this hot, it will turn black and start smoking, and the box on your ceiling that yells when it gets too hot will start yelling. | Randall Munroe | Thing Explainer (Book) |
| B O A T | martincitopants | YouTube |
| The hardest part of making a perpetual motion machine is figuring out where to hide the battery. | Cerdiwen | Discord |
| radioshack = literally any music store (in my goofy aah ideolect) | Unknown | Discord |
| "Why is no-one having a good time? I specifically requested it." | borya | Discord |
| How the hell does dipping Bezos Ballz™ in acid had to do with with atheism? | lordofthesticks | Discord |
| Real gamers do not use jets as intended by the developers. Real gamers do not use the munitions on the jet, but use the jet as a munition. You take your jet, find some unfortunate tank somewhere on the map, and roleplay as a GBU-12 500 pound laser guided bomb. Incredible. | martincitopants | YouTube |
| At this point I feel like valve could go up at E3 (Gaming Convention), show the half life logo and then just walk off and everyone would lose their shit. | communist | Discord |
| Laws don't apply if they can't catch you. Remember friend, downshift and disappear. | Unknown | Unknown |
| Your honor, the defendant has f*cking died in the middle of the court session, this girl is obviously the culprit. | Noctush The 16 | Discord |
| My finger having a seizure, a poem;
Pole video g fiction forgive ditching vindictive convict been hunch bf f by Garth high huh gif hAvE man Bb bum chin bum in NJ long bb in in HD gun gun BB gun cab cab hub b blah inch tennis sound shiny dumbing big TV tbh huh him sh undying BFF us B had TV had f hurt brand dishes Han Bb ck |
Unknown | Discord |
| I'm such a good rappist | McCarty Munro | Bridges Academy |
| Simon stop looking at ugly ugly ladies | Rose Gatïns | Bridges Academy |
| Do you guys thank it can very be on console? Console is one very way much soon now. | hi55, Van Labyrinth | Discord |
| I would say currently the best thing you can do as a random in most countries is to buy a bunch of cheap drones for like a few k euro each that can fly long distance and deliver idk 10 kg of your slightly modified fertilizer of choice to any unfortunate recipient. (Context: Discussing the best ways to evade law enforcement after robbery.) | Adam Schadow | Discord |
| I have parents, but that can be changed. | MumboJumbo | YouTube |
| What's wrong with being adopted? Well, umm, lack of parents. | GLaDOS, Wheatley | Portal 2 (Game) |
| Beatings will continue until morale improves. | Unknown | Unknown |
| I should tell them that their base is burning to the ground, but I'll get to that. | GoodTimesWithScar | YouTube |
| Once we lose our husbands to the war, we can be free! | Dangthatsalongname | YouTube |
| If you ever see a chocolate chip with two cookies in it? | bigbst4tz2 | YouTube |
| Do me a favor and slap me with that fish. | Grian | YouTube |
| Thank you for burning my house down. I appreciate it. | SmallishBeans | YouTube |