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This is a page for unusual quotes from obscure sources. Add your own and expand the archive if you want, as long as you have been approved to do so.

Quote Original Author Platform of Origin
I have the ethical capacity of a brick, Amy. Leo Percy Leo Percy's prefrontal cortex (reposted to Leo Percy's vocal tract) (reposted to the air of the humanities room)
Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig; es ist nicht einmal falsch! "Not only is that is not only not right; it is not even wrong!" Wolfgang Pauli TruthSocial
If we ever go to war with flat earthers we will be fine, because none of their artillery will factor in the earths spin or curvature. Van Labyrinth Discord
If food gets this hot, it will turn black and start smoking, and the box on your ceiling that yells when it gets too hot will start yelling. Randall Munroe Thing Explainer (Book)
B O A T martincitopants YouTube
The hardest part of making a perpetual motion machine is figuring out where to hide the battery. Cerdiwen Discord
radioshack = literally any music store (in my goofy aah ideolect) Unknown Discord
"Why is no-one having a good time? I specifically requested it." borya Discord
How the hell does dipping Bezos Ballz™ in acid had to do with with atheism? lordofthesticks Discord
Real gamers do not use jets as intended by the developers. Real gamers do not use the munitions on the jet, but use the jet as a munition. You take your jet, find some unfortunate tank somewhere on the map, and roleplay as a GBU-12 500 pound laser guided bomb. Incredible. martincitopants YouTube
At this point I feel like valve could go up at E3 (Gaming Convention), show the half life logo and then just walk off and everyone would lose their shit. communist Discord
Laws don't apply if they can't catch you. Remember friend, downshift and disappear. Unknown Unknown
Your honor, the defendant has f*cking died in the middle of the court session, this girl is obviously the culprit. Noctush The 16 Discord
My finger having a seizure, a poem;

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Unknown Discord
I'm such a good rappist McCarty Munro Bridges Academy
Simon stop looking at ugly ugly ladies Rose Gatïns Bridges Academy
Do you guys thank it can very be on console? Console is one very way much soon now. hi55, Van Labyrinth Discord
I would say currently the best thing you can do as a random in most countries is to buy a bunch of cheap drones for like a few k euro each that can fly long distance and deliver idk 10 kg of your slightly modified fertilizer of choice to any unfortunate recipient. (Context: Discussing the best ways to evade law enforcement after robbery.) Adam Schadow Discord
I have parents, but that can be changed. MumboJumbo YouTube
What's wrong with being adopted? Well, umm, lack of parents. GLaDOS, Wheatley Portal 2 (Game)