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Revision as of 18:51, 8 February 2023
This is a page for unusual quotes from obscure sources. Add your own and expand the archive if you want, as long as you have been approved to do so.
| Quote | Original Author | Platform of Origin |
|---|---|---|
| If we ever go to war with flat earthers we will be fine, because none of their artillery will factor in the earths spin or curvature. | Van Labryinth | Discord |
| If food gets this hot, it will turn black and start smoking, and the box on your ceiling that yells when it gets too hot will start yelling. | Randall Munroe | Thing Explainer (Book) |
| B O A T | martincitopants | YouTube |
| How the hell does dipping Bezos Ballz™ in acid had to do with with atheism? | lordofthesticks | Discord |
| Real gamers do not use jets as intended by the developers. Real gamers do not use the munitions on the jet, but use the jet as a munition. You take your jet, find some unfortunate tank somewhere on the map, and roleplay as a GBU-12 500 pound laser guided bomb. Incredible. | martincitopants | YouTube |
| At this point I feel like valve could go up at E3 (Gaming Convention), show the half life logo and then just walk off and everyone would lose their shit. | communist | Discord |
| Laws don't apply if they can't catch you. Remember friend, downshift and disappear. | Unknown | Unknown |