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|Construct the KLS - 26 Komodo and send the entire mars colony in one launch.
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|The vehicle is 489m tall, weighs 109 kilotons with payload, outputs 1.5 GN of thrust, maximum payload capacity 26 kilotons. We have the technology. It's purely an engineering problem.
|The vehicle is 489m tall, weighs 109 kilotons with payload, outputs 1.5 GN of thrust, maximum payload capacity 26 kilotons. We have the technology. It's purely an engineering problem.
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Revision as of 19:24, 8 February 2023


This is the Archive of Bad Ideas (ABI). Add legitimate and actually good yet horrible ideas here, if you have been approved to do so.

Idea Origin Explanation
Melt Plastic Ninjas Via Candle Friend of !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob Melt cheap plastic ninjas with a candle, because it's apparently funny.
Titanium Nut Squeezer Undisclosed A device designed to crush deez nuts.
Consumption of Astatine-213 !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob You would instantaneously explode in a radioactive fireball.
Stick o ram Candy Bar Sidney REFRESHING THERMAL PASTE FLAVOR!
Construct the KLS - 26 Komodo and send the entire mars colony in one launch. !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob The vehicle is 489m tall, weighs 109 kilotons with payload, outputs 1.5 GN of thrust, maximum payload capacity 26 kilotons. We have the technology. It's purely an engineering problem.